tot this was funny..

zhihao(chew):
how do you know whether you are dreaming or awake?
me:
you know you are not dreaming when you know it's real..
zh:
quite deep in meaning.. but not as funny as the other ones..
me:
wat's the funniest?
zh:
1. you must remember whether you took the red pill or blue pill.
2. The Singapore Governmenthas changed hands to the opposition party and national service is abolished.